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15. srpna 2011 v 14:33 | ^:_:^ »»» Mai Raion ««« ^:_:^ |  Moje Kecy
Chlap v hospodě pije pivo, přijde za nim blondýnka a ptá se:
-Proč to piješ?
Chlap na to:
- Protože jsem z toho nesmrtelný. Zkus to
- Chlap se rozběhne vyskočí z 8 patra opráší se vrátí se do baru a řekne
- Vidíš nic se mi nestalo.
Blondýnka nemůže uvěřit, tak také napije se piva, skočí z okna a zabije se.
Barman na to:
- Supermane ty jsi takovej kokot když se ožereš

Miláčik, povedz mi jednu vec, ktorá ma poteší ale aj nasere. Žena:
"Máš ho vňčšieho ako tvoj brat"
Zas tak opilej jsem nebyl . Doma si svojí manželce chtěl vzít prsten z ruky a řval si: "FRODO, MUSÍME HO ZNIČIT!!!!"


Mamí? Můžu si vzít minisukni?"
"NE!"
"Mamí? A můžu si vzít krajkový prádlo?""Ne"
"Mamí? Můžu si namalovat oči?"
"Ne"
"Ale mami... Vždyť je mi 17!"
"Řekla sem ne Justine !"



Jednoho dne se dcerka ptá maminky:
"Mami, proč máš některé vlasy bílé?"
"To je z tvého zlobení. Pokaždé, když dieťa neposlouchá svojí matku, zbledne matke jeden vlas"
"...Mami, ty si musela strašne zlobit"
 

Buď první, kdo ohodnotí tento článek.

Anketa


Komentáře

1 Vittoria Vittoria | Web | 15. srpna 2011 v 14:48 | Reagovat

ten třetí vtip je nejlepší

2 Lala Lala | Web | 18. srpna 2011 v 13:36 | Reagovat

Aj mne sa páčil ten tretí najviac! :D  :D  :-D  :-D

3 Lili Lili | Web | 18. srpna 2011 v 18:17 | Reagovat

xDDDDDDDDDD

4 Lala Lala | Web | 18. srpna 2011 v 22:31 | Reagovat

Aoj SB, mám na blogu oznam, tak si ho pls prečítaj.. Díky moc

5 Rámen-chan tvoje ♥ SBnko ^-^ Rámen-chan tvoje ♥ SBnko ^-^ | Web | 20. srpna 2011 v 23:54 | Reagovat

Aoj, obieham SB.. ako sa máš? =D
Som si všimla, že si zase dlho nič nepridala..=D

6 Rámen-chan tvoje ♥ SBnko ^-^ Rámen-chan tvoje ♥ SBnko ^-^ | Web | 22. srpna 2011 v 23:57 | Reagovat

¡Hola! Na mojom blogu je poznávačka. Budem rada, ak sa zapojíš. ^-^

7 Rámen-chan tvoje ♥ SBnko ^-^ Rámen-chan tvoje ♥ SBnko ^-^ | Web | 24. srpna 2011 v 11:07 | Reagovat

Mirka.. =D za bleskovku: http://silentworld.blog.cz/1108/diplomky-za-1-blesku-spravna-odpoved-maly-oznam-k-tomu
A za sb nemam, lebo si mi nenapisala, co tam chces.. =D ak mi napises, ja ti urobim aj diplom xD ^-^ ďakujem za pochopenie

8 Rámen-chan tvoje ♥ SBnko ^-^ Rámen-chan tvoje ♥ SBnko ^-^ | Web | 24. srpna 2011 v 22:10 | Reagovat

Ahoj, pls hlasuj za mňa tu: http://yuriko-san.blog.cz/1108/sonb-1-kolo
Som tam ešte ako Lala.. =) ďakujem.. ^-^

9 Rámen-chan tvoje ♥ SBnko ^-^ Rámen-chan tvoje ♥ SBnko ^-^ | Web | 26. srpna 2011 v 0:23 | Reagovat

¡Hola! Mám na blogu jeden oznam... Budem rada, ak si ho prečítaš..

10 Rámen-chan tvoje ♥ SBnko ^-^ Rámen-chan tvoje ♥ SBnko ^-^ | Web | 31. srpna 2011 v 17:27 | Reagovat

A pls hlasni za mňa tu:
http://yuriko-san.blog.cz/1108/sonb-2-kolo
som tam ešte ako Lala...díky moc

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